1. Battling my demons It was demons who held down that actress/pop singer/reality TV star and rammed four kilos of charlie up her left nostril leaving her with the IQ of an aspidistra and, alas, sans septum…
2 Vulnerable: It’s official — the most abused word in the English language these days. Today, as used by the whining liberal left, it means anyone who isn’t an able-bodied middle-aged white heterosexual male in full possession of his mental faculties…
3. Diversity Something brilliant, to be championed. We all love diversity, don’t we? As used by the left it means ‘lots of ethnic minorities’. Quite often it is deployed to mean precisely the opposite of its original meaning.
4. Denier: A horrible and recent confection of, again, the liberal left. You can be a ‘climate change denier’, which means you might doubt that global warming will cause quite the catastrophic circumstances — annihilation of all living creatures, earth burned to a crust, polar bears howling in agony — dreamed up by the maddest, gibbering eco-warriors…
5. Classic: I bought some lavatory paper the other day which was described as having a ‘classic design’. ..
6. Wrong side of history: If someone says you’re on the wrong side of history, it is their smug and stupid way of telling you that you are wrong and they are right, no more…
7. Let me absolutely clear about this, Evan…: Any politician who tells you that he is about to be absolutely clear about anything is actually about to lie to you and probably steal your spoons…
8. Vibrant: Used as a synonym for ‘noisy’ or ‘thieving’…
9. Community: Yes, Huw, it’s a vibrant and diverse community, but it’s also a very vulnerable community, which is why the police have been brought in to stop angry local people attacking them…
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