What can you say about one of the funniest people that ever lived? Well frankly not much, except for that today marks his 132th birthday. Other then that I will leave Groucho do the talking.
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
“While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women.”
“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, and I’m going to be happy in it.”
“One morning I shot an elephant in…
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Utopia, you are standing in it! 
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