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Gough Whitlam, to a heckler in Forrest place:
‘Don’t call me a bastard, you bastard.’
Bill Hayden:
‘They could have won the election with a dead dog’s donger for a leader and they did.’
David Lange:
‘Mr Peters has been delayed by a full length mirror.’
Robert Muldoon:
‘He’s like a shiver looking for a spine to run down.’
Winston Churchill, to Bessie Braddock who accused him of being drunk in parliament:
‘Yes, I am and you are ugly but tomorrow I’ll be sober.’
Winston Churchill, to George Bernard Shaw:
‘Cannot possibly attend your first night; will attend second—if there is one.’
Ronald Reagan:
‘I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.’
Paul Keating, on Peter Costello:
‘He’s all tip and no ice berg.’
Paul Keating, on a speech by John Hewson:
‘It was like being flogged with a warm lettuce.’
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